I've been telling MANY new growers who want to grow "undetected" in their closet , but don't know what they need or where to start.... there are a few things to consider before ya even start buying anything......


IF you are New to Growing...
OR IF You want to grow in your home without roomies/family knowing...

You REALLLY NEED TO KNOW:

1st-- go up top and read ALL the stickies & info there-- and check out the tutorial board (not submission) And read the sticky "How to find what I need on the boards"!

2nd-- make a list of all the stuff ya think you'll need, then come and ASK if theres anything missing....

3rd-- figure out your budget-- and what you can use within that budget to have a successful grow...

4th-- realize the need for space! ONE adult plant can get to 6+ feet in height and up to 3 feet across (width)
even plants (from seeds) will get at LEAST 2 feet tall and wide---because seedling continue to grow even after put into bud cycle---unlike CLONES, which stay smaller.
realize each mature plant needs a 5-gallon planter-- or smaller plants will need eithe a community bin (18' x 3 ft 10+ gallons) for 3-5 small plants or 2 larger ones.

You will need to either line the closet with panda film, or mylar... or paint it white-- get lights(allow for the space for them!), planters/buckets, the right soil or hydro gear, nutes, ph/ec meters-or-kits, odor control, ventelation and fans etc.......
and seeds!

the most important part is knowing exactly what ya need to do step-by step AHEAD OF TIME so you don't get to a certain point and say "OH SHIT-- I don't have that!" and your plants suffer/die.


Also-- remember-- there will be sound, smell and lights comming from your closet-- so unless there is a lock on your door, and you have all the odor control you need and muffle the sounds .... and there are others living there-- they are gonna know!

Good Luck!

well lets hope this puts and end to all the nonsense once and for all.

Once again LZ puts her eloquent ways into the form of words even a 10yr could comprehend. (maybe you need flashing fonts to draw attention to this brief but informative post)

There you have it noobs- comprende',capisce,understand

The big thing is that individuals really need to read the sticky's on top of anyone of the forums they go into. People be asking questions and even I still go to the sticky's when I have a question that I haven't thought of the answer too. LZ is wonderful and knows her shit so if your new READ THE STICKY'S...

LOL!
Hell why not!
I'll change my sig from LZ to "mommy" LOL!!!!

omg you guys are sooo L337

Yeah i'm in my 3rd week of my first batch and it's looking wonderful though they are not as big as I would have imagined. They are only 6". But the smell is lovely. Thanks lady for your knowledge.

Yeah i'm in my 3rd week of my first batch


mine are 3 weeks and 7 inches and ive herd theres sumthing wrong and they should be growing quiker??? any idea??

LZ you have helped tremendously during my grow i have 6 colas all of which look like they have buds the size of 2 liters....... and to think i was nurvous that they were not gonna get big......... I still have 4 weeks left!!!!!!!! I dont think i could of grown a plant with out your knowlege and the nutes section of the stickies really helped i still had to ask some ????s but THANK YOU..... AND THANKS TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO PUT IN THERE HELP TO HELP ME...... I hope that soon i can start answering ????s of people who need help...... I think ill give it a couple of grows first before i answer anything to complicated

Hi, im new to dope and i had a few questions. I just got a friend of mine to get me some weed, but he just got me cheese weed, if u know what that is, i have barely any idea, but he said its fairly strong and can get me high realy good. anyway, i asked him to get it from his area since my dad knows all the local dealers, but im not gonna go into that, long story. but

1. is this shit too strong for a new smoker
2. i dont smoke tabbaco, so ill be smokin this shit on its own, blunts, is it too strong?
3. how can i get rid of the smell, and if i have a shower, will i be so high ill end up slipping and whacking my head offf the toilet or something?
4. is it worth it for a bag of cheese £10 for an eight?
will it stunt my growth, my dad and brothers are all like 6ft 4 and that, so i dont wanna and up as an umpa lumpa.
5. is it ok to eat, if so, how much can i put in say, a slice of cheese toast without getting too fucked out of my head?
6. is their anyting i can do to prevent the smell on my clothes, body, mouth, room ... etc...?
7. can i stop red eyes?
8. im tired so i cant think of anything else, excuse my language above, but hey, its a weed forum, deal with it...

thanks in advance for any replies, im not a grower, but i may grow in future!

P.S, im being serious, im kinda tired so i cant think straight, and if this is funny or not, im being serious... laugh if u want...

Bwahahahaha. Watch your head on the toilet. Bwahahahaha. It might make you an umpa lumpa so go easy on the cheese toast. Bwahahahaha.

Edit: That's the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thanks.